Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball