Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.