Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant