Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

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