What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

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Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.