What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Previous Random Joke Next

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.