What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.