What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)