Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.