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R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.