How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.