How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

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Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.