Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Phone Number Jokes More Phone Number Jokes

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.