What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?