Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!