What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.