What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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A pub.

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Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.