What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist