What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.