Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.