Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown