Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.