What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."