How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.