How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.