How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer