Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Failing to get away.
I'm gonna level with you.
Willing suspension of disbelief
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
I1
Believe in reincarnation.