Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.