Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"