Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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