Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.