Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)