Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.