What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son