What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!