What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!