What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!