Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Carrion my wayward son

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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Baryon my wayward son!

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Carrion my wayward son

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."