Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway