What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.