What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'