What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas