What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.