What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!