What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!