Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.