Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.