Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.