Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.