What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!