What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso