What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.