What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.