Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

London Jokes More London Jokes

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.