Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.