Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
A Dairy Heir.
Well, there is a vast difference.
Monkey vomit
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
Because Dey-go-bah.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
Because it is the capital of England.
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
A: To keep from peeling.
