Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.