What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.