What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!