What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!