Light bulbs
Because there's no Stalin.
Because they're so full of themselves.
Rise up lights
Because it's lit
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
Carl gets shot in the face.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
About a wick !
