What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked