Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin