Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!