Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.