What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean