What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest