What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.