What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...