What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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They pay their debts on time.

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A buck an ear!

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Dinomite

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.