Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Peas and hominy

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest