Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Diffrence Jokes More Diffrence Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!