Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Holiday Party Jokes More Holiday Party Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.