What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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When he's jalapeno business!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

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What type of dog is always amazed?

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.