What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.