Because the date wasn't nailed down.
It's in the tank.
You can't see them when it is night.
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
They both died when they were really popular.
because she was touched by Jesus.
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Because he got nailed on the boards.
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
White and gold.
Nailed it