Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!