What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!