What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places