What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.