What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.