How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth