I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.