What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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Mooove

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It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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A cheetah !

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.