What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!